People release scenes from movies and call them trailers, right? They do? Good, because that's what this is.

Not quite how I imagined this (had to cut out all credits and drastically shorten the opening), but hopefully it retains all of the funny. And I double-checked; all the lines are there.

Anywho...here it is, regardless. Made exclusively for Mefune Akira's Trailer Contest: A Boy and His Gerbil!

VO's
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Hotwax - Geek
FallenThomas - Army Guy
Kuroken - General
TheBiz - Mom

Mods
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Alleyway as Prop - Rysto
Library/Library Prop - Frenhofer
Earth Overlay - CruleWorld

Music
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News Intro - MixCraft
Toxic - Andy_Inc
Taking Names - Bruscar5

That should be it! If I missed anything, let me know! Hope you enjoy!